Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Marvel And DC Can Super Blow Me


More retcons, more reboots, more bullshit? I think I've had enough.

Friday, May 27, 2011

What Makes Video Games So Popular?


Let's face it - we've all played video games. Whether you want to admit it or not, you have, at one point, dropped a quarter into a video game or dicked around on your nephew's Wii. Some are addicted to video games and spend most of their time indoors playing them. Others are able to find the right balance of work and play.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Review: The Hangover Part II

Alright, my Hangover Part 2 review is up over at Scriptmag. Click the image below to check it out.


I'll have another.

- El Guapo

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Bitches Be Gettin' Eatin Up And Shit In This Shark Night 3D Trailer

Looks like an ex-girlfriend

The new trailer for Shark Night 3D, a movie about sharks and the people who get eaten by them, was just released today. Click the Read More thingy below to check it out.

The Hangover Part II

Yep, I saw it last night. Full review coming soon for Scriptmag.com

In the meantime - it's the same movie as the first one only with more Asian people.

My head was down too during the movie.

Bottoms up.

- El Guapo

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I Want To Put My Magic Wand Into Hermione

What? She's totally legal now.


I'm going to be one sad panda when Harry Potter ends this summer. I used to call in sick when I worked for Nextel every time a new Harry Potter film came out. I used to go to the bookstore at midnight and wait in line for the new books alongside assholes who dressed their dogs as wizards. (I'm not joking.)

Monday, May 23, 2011

My First Post On My First Blog. I'm Still Bleeding.

Since I no longer have a regular home to put all of my crazy articles like I did when I was with Latinoreview, and since some of the movie websites out there either don't get my humor or don't feel like dealing with the studios when I put something up that they don't like, I decided to do what all the crazy kids are doing and make myself a blog.