Monday, December 26, 2011

El Guapo's Top Ten Of 2011

What are my top ten favorite films of 2011? Is "Fast Five" my #1 movie of the year? Did "Jack and Jill" somehow creep onto the list? Keep reading to find out!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

El Guapo Reviews Keith Apicary's Apicarnage Tour!


Read all about Keith Apicary and his Apicarnage Tour!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Turntable.fm - The Latest Spin In Social Networking


Social networking is the biggest thing to hit the internet since the internet. With sites like Facebook and Twitter, people are able to connect in ways never thought possible. Texting has gone one step further with instant updates, photos and video on what's going on in your life. Companies are able to instantly promote their product and news breaks happen within seconds. No more having to refresh on a news sit for the latest news. But what else can be done with social networking? Has it reached its limit? Not by a long shot.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Drew McWeeney Is Not Brave.


I've had enough McWeeney in my life and I'll tell you why.

Monday, June 20, 2011

El Guapo Presents: 5 Ways To 'Twilight' Prepare Yourself For This Year's Comic-Con.


Well, it's here. Another July. Another San Diego Comic-Con. The past two years I've written 10 reasons why Comic-Con sucks, broken up over two articles. Since I've run out of reasons why it sucks (I'm lying, I haven't), I thought this year's Comic-Con article would be of a more helpful kind of piece. Something to prepare you for the impending doom.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

My Reaction To The 'John Carter' Teaser Poster

My thoughts on the teaser poster Disney released for "John Carter".


Sunday, June 12, 2011

iPhone Game Review: Galaga 30th Collection


I used to review mobile and iPhone games for IGN for a few years and it's something I've been wanting to get back into. So why not continue that on my blog? My first review is for Galaga 30th Collection, a fun new way to play some old school arcade classics.

Friday, June 10, 2011

E3 2011: Booth Babes, Booth Babes, Silliness And Booth Babes!


E3 2011 has come and gone. What did I see while was there? Booth babes of course! Oh, and some games.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

El Guapo Presents: The Many Faces Of Chris Klein In 'Play Dead'


It's time for another Many Faces of Chris Klein article. For this go round we take a look at Chris' 2009 masterpiece, "Play Dead".

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Marvel And DC Can Super Blow Me


More retcons, more reboots, more bullshit? I think I've had enough.

Friday, May 27, 2011

What Makes Video Games So Popular?


Let's face it - we've all played video games. Whether you want to admit it or not, you have, at one point, dropped a quarter into a video game or dicked around on your nephew's Wii. Some are addicted to video games and spend most of their time indoors playing them. Others are able to find the right balance of work and play.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Review: The Hangover Part II

Alright, my Hangover Part 2 review is up over at Scriptmag. Click the image below to check it out.


I'll have another.

- El Guapo

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Bitches Be Gettin' Eatin Up And Shit In This Shark Night 3D Trailer

Looks like an ex-girlfriend

The new trailer for Shark Night 3D, a movie about sharks and the people who get eaten by them, was just released today. Click the Read More thingy below to check it out.

The Hangover Part II

Yep, I saw it last night. Full review coming soon for Scriptmag.com

In the meantime - it's the same movie as the first one only with more Asian people.

My head was down too during the movie.

Bottoms up.

- El Guapo

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I Want To Put My Magic Wand Into Hermione

What? She's totally legal now.


I'm going to be one sad panda when Harry Potter ends this summer. I used to call in sick when I worked for Nextel every time a new Harry Potter film came out. I used to go to the bookstore at midnight and wait in line for the new books alongside assholes who dressed their dogs as wizards. (I'm not joking.)

Monday, May 23, 2011

My First Post On My First Blog. I'm Still Bleeding.

Since I no longer have a regular home to put all of my crazy articles like I did when I was with Latinoreview, and since some of the movie websites out there either don't get my humor or don't feel like dealing with the studios when I put something up that they don't like, I decided to do what all the crazy kids are doing and make myself a blog.